Hey, it’s Mischa. Today I’ve got the lovely Tiffany here from Murphy’s Law of Vampires by Declan Finn.

[Mischa] Let’s get started. Who or what are you? What are your vitals?

[Tiffany] Tiffany. 36-24-35

[Mischa] Looks her up and down. Mmmhmmm

[Mischa] What part do you play in the story?

[Tiffany] Mine. Who else’s part would I play.

[Mischa] How would you describe your book?

[Tiffany] It’s so long. I mean, it’s nearly 200 pages.

[Mischa] Tell me about where you live? Who do you live with?

[Tiffany] I live with my man George. In San Francisco. He’s just so wonderful.  When he’s not in a sandbox killing vampires. Or was that THE Sandbox? Wherever that is.

[Mischa] What’s the most important thing in your life right now?

[Tiffany] My Georgie. When he’s home. I miss him. He’s soft and cuddly and … did I mention he’s a were-puppy?

[Mischa] What do you hope nobody ever finds out about you?

[Tiffany] What we do together at night.

[Mischa] I really hope you mean killing vampires.

[Mischa] What do you like or dislike about the other characters from your book?

[Tiffany] Marco is just so bossy. And he uses all of these big words. Like “vivsection” and “exsanguination.” What sort of nation is exsangua, anyway?

[Mischa] In your opinion, what is your best feature?

[Tiffany] Poses Look at this. You think I have a bad feature?

[Mischa] Aadi is so going to kill me. No, you look practically perfect.

[Mischa] Moving along. What’s the worst thing someone ever did to you?

[Tiffany] Marco was mean to me. He once told me that the peroxide seeped into my brain. I’m a real blonde!

[Mischa] What’s the worst thing you’ve done to someone?

[Tiffany] I’ve never done anything bad to anybody. No matter what they say.

[Mischa] Read any good books? What were they?

[Tiffany] Archie. Those are awesome books.

[Mischa] What type of places do you hang out in?

[Tiffany] Merle’s magic shop and college.

[Mischa] What annoys you more than anything else?

[Tiffany] Marco being a bully. He keeps telling me to run, or drop to the ground – I’m not running in these shoes, and I’m not getting my clothes dirty! I don’t care if it’s a vampire.

[Mischa] What’s the most beautiful thing you’ve ever seen?

[Tiffany] George makes a beautiful wolfhound.

[Mischa] What time of day is your favorite?

[Tiffany] Dawn.

[Mischa] What kind of weather is your favorite?

[Tiffany] I live in San Francisco. I have to love fog. Or else.

[Mischa] Do you have any pets? Do you want any pets? What kind?

[Tiffany] George is enough of a pet for me. I love taking him for walks, I so rarely need to use a leash. Though I kinda like using it.

[Mischa] Do you have any magical items? Where did you get them?

[Tiffany] I move the stock. I have all the items.

[Mischa] If you could change anything in your book, what would it be and why?

[Tiffany] I’d want to be the hero.

[Mischa] Who would play you in the movie? (Include a link to a picture of the actor/actress/etc. Must be tasteful)

[Tiffany] Emma Caulfield? When she was younger. Not like when she was old on Buffy.

[Mischa] Well, this was interesting. Thanks for joining me.