Hey, it’s Mischa. Today I’ve got the lovely Tiffany here from Murphy’s Law of Vampires by Declan Finn.
[Mischa] Let’s get started. Who or what are you? What are your vitals?
[Tiffany] Tiffany. 36-24-35
[Mischa] Looks her up and down. Mmmhmmm
[Mischa] What part do you play in the story?
[Tiffany] Mine. Who else’s part would I play.
[Mischa] How would you describe your book?
[Tiffany] It’s so long. I mean, it’s nearly 200 pages.
[Mischa] Tell me about where you live? Who do you live with?
[Tiffany] I live with my man George. In San Francisco. He’s just so wonderful. When he’s not in a sandbox killing vampires. Or was that THE Sandbox? Wherever that is.
[Mischa] What’s the most important thing in your life right now?
[Tiffany] My Georgie. When he’s home. I miss him. He’s soft and cuddly and … did I mention he’s a were-puppy?
[Mischa] What do you hope nobody ever finds out about you?
[Tiffany] What we do together at night.
[Mischa] I really hope you mean killing vampires.
[Mischa] What do you like or dislike about the other characters from your book?
[Tiffany] Marco is just so bossy. And he uses all of these big words. Like “vivsection” and “exsanguination.” What sort of nation is exsangua, anyway?
[Mischa] In your opinion, what is your best feature?
[Tiffany] Poses Look at this. You think I have a bad feature?
[Mischa] Aadi is so going to kill me. No, you look practically perfect.
[Mischa] Moving along. What’s the worst thing someone ever did to you?
[Tiffany] Marco was mean to me. He once told me that the peroxide seeped into my brain. I’m a real blonde!
[Mischa] What’s the worst thing you’ve done to someone?
[Tiffany] I’ve never done anything bad to anybody. No matter what they say.
[Mischa] Read any good books? What were they?
[Tiffany] Archie. Those are awesome books.
[Mischa] What type of places do you hang out in?
[Tiffany] Merle’s magic shop and college.
[Mischa] What annoys you more than anything else?
[Tiffany] Marco being a bully. He keeps telling me to run, or drop to the ground – I’m not running in these shoes, and I’m not getting my clothes dirty! I don’t care if it’s a vampire.
[Mischa] What’s the most beautiful thing you’ve ever seen?
[Tiffany] George makes a beautiful wolfhound.
[Mischa] What time of day is your favorite?
[Mischa] What kind of weather is your favorite?
[Tiffany] I live in San Francisco. I have to love fog. Or else.
[Mischa] Do you have any pets? Do you want any pets? What kind?
[Tiffany] George is enough of a pet for me. I love taking him for walks, I so rarely need to use a leash. Though I kinda like using it.
[Mischa] Do you have any magical items? Where did you get them?
[Tiffany] I move the stock. I have all the items.
[Mischa] If you could change anything in your book, what would it be and why?
[Tiffany] I’d want to be the hero.
[Mischa] Who would play you in the movie? (Include a link to a picture of the actor/actress/etc. Must be tasteful)
[Tiffany] Emma Caulfield? When she was younger. Not like when she was old on Buffy.
[Mischa] Well, this was interesting. Thanks for joining me.