Hey, it’s Mischa. I’ve got the coolest dude here today. Ibrahim “Bram” Javaherian from Murphy’s Law of Vampires by Declan Finn.

[Mischa] Tell me about yourself. Who or what are you? What are your vitals?

[Bram] Ibrahim Javaherian. I’m thirty. Human.

[Mischa] What part do you play in the story?

[Bram] I am a Vatican-Ninja, and a sniper.

[Mischa] How would you describe your book?

[Bram] Imagine if The Terminator was written by  Jim Butcher.

[Mischa] Who would play you in the movie? (Include a link to a picture of the actor/actress/etc. Must be tasteful)

[Bram] Danny Nucci. If he was younger.

[Mischa] Tell me about where you live? Who do you live with?

[Bram] In a barracks in the Vatican, with my other ninjas

[Mischa] What’s the most important thing in your life right now?

[Bram] Killing vampires.

[Mischa] What do you hope nobody ever finds out about you?

[Bram] Preferably that no civilians figure out what I do.

[Mischa] What do you like or dislike about the other characters from your book?

[Bram] I like that they’re on my side. Seriously.

[Mischa] In your opinion, what is your best feature?

[Bram] I’m a sniper … figure it out.

[Mischa] What’s the worst thing someone ever did to you?

[Bram] A vampire ate my family.

[Mischa] What’s the worst thing you’ve done to someone?

[Bram] I found the vampire and gave him an IV holy water drip.

[Mischa] Read any good books? What were they?

[Bram] Stephen Hunter’s Bobby Lee Swagger series.

[Mischa] What type of places do you hang out in?

[Bram] I don’t hang out. I have missions.

[Mischa] What annoys you more than anything else?

[Bram] When people don’t understand guns and think they do.

[Mischa] What’s the most beautiful thing you’ve ever seen?

[Bram] I live in the Vatican. It’s a tossup between Michelangelo and Raphael.

[Mischa] What time of day is your favorite?

[Bram] Dawn. That means I can sleep again.

[Mischa] What kind of weather is your favorite?

[Bram] Preferably, rain and fog. That way, no one can see me coming.

[Mischa] Do you have any pets? Do you want any pets? What kind?

[Bram] No

[Mischa] Do you have any magical items? Where did you get them?

[Bram] No

[Mischa] If you could change anything in your book, what would it be and why?

[Bram] I’d rather that “Mister Day” was vulnerable to bullets.

[Mischa] Who would play you in the movie? (Include a link to a picture of the actor/actress/etc. Must be tasteful)

[Bram] Danny Nucci. If he was younger.