How I Love the Muse Conference

Let me count the ways:

  1. No entry fee.
  2. No leaving home.
  3. No traffic.
  4. No booking a hotel room.
  5. Great presenters.
  6. I can ask questions at 3 a.m. or 3 p.m. or anytime in between.
  7. I can go in my pajamas.
  8. I don’t have to take time off of work.
  9. I can still eat out.
  10. I lurk in more than one session.
  11. I can crash sessions I didn’t register for.
  12. I can still buy stuff from the presenters.
  13. I have more money to buy stuff from presenters.
  14. I get hands on practice.
  15. I get the choice between 20+ workshops instead of 12.
  16. I can take all the workshops if I want to.
  17. I get to meet really cool people.
  18. I can multitask without offending anyone.
  19. I don’t have to miss anything if I have to go to the bathroom.
  20. I can sneek in while at work.
  21. I can attend while on my lunch break.
  22. I don’t have to listen to boring speakers.
  23. If I don’t understand something, I can get extra help.
  24. I don’t have to take notes if I don’t want to.
  25. I can go right to a website write away instead of having to wait until I get home, then forget what I was looking for.
  26. I get motivated to write!

I could go on and on and on.

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