{"id":589,"date":"2017-03-17T10:06:56","date_gmt":"2017-03-17T16:06:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dawnwitzke.com\/CatholicUnderground\/?p=589"},"modified":"2017-03-17T10:06:56","modified_gmt":"2017-03-17T16:06:56","slug":"chat-with-tiffany","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/dawnwitzke.com\/CatholicUnderground\/chat-with-tiffany\/","title":{"rendered":"Chat with Tiffany"},"content":{"rendered":"

Hey, it’s Mischa. Today I’ve got the lovely Tiffany here from Murphy’s Law of Vampires<\/a> by Declan Finn.<\/p>\n

[Mischa] Let’s get started. Who or what are you? What are your vitals?<\/p>\n

[Tiffany] Tiffany. 36-24-35<\/span><\/p>\n

[Mischa]\u00a0Looks her up and down.\u00a0<\/em>Mmmhmmm<\/p>\n

[Mischa]\u00a0What part do you play in the story?<\/p>\n

[Tiffany] Mine. Who else’s part would I play.<\/span><\/p>\n

[Mischa]\u00a0How would you describe your book?<\/p>\n

[Tiffany] It’s so long. I mean, it’s nearly 200 pages.<\/span><\/p>\n

[Mischa]\u00a0Tell me about where you live? Who do you live with?<\/p>\n

[Tiffany] I live with my man George. In San Francisco. He’s just so wonderful.\u00a0 When he’s not in a sandbox killing vampires. Or was that THE Sandbox? Wherever that is.<\/span><\/p>\n

[Mischa]\u00a0What\u2019s the most important thing in your life right now?<\/p>\n

[Tiffany] My Georgie. When he’s home. I miss him. He’s soft and cuddly and \u2026 did I mention he’s a were-puppy?<\/span><\/p>\n

[Mischa]\u00a0What do you hope nobody ever finds out about you?<\/p>\n

[Tiffany] What we do together at night.<\/span><\/p>\n

[Mischa] I really hope you mean killing vampires.<\/p>\n

[Mischa]\u00a0What do you like or dislike about the other characters from your book?<\/p>\n

[Tiffany] Marco is just so bossy. And he uses all of these big words. Like \u201cvivsection\u201d and \u201cexsanguination.\u201d What sort of nation is exsangua, anyway?<\/span><\/p>\n

[Mischa]\u00a0In your opinion, what is your best feature?<\/p>\n

[Tiffany] Poses<\/em> Look at this. You think I have a bad feature?<\/span><\/p>\n

[Mischa] Aadi is so going to kill me. No, you look practically perfect.<\/p>\n

[Mischa] Moving along. What’s the worst thing someone ever did to you?<\/p>\n

[Tiffany] Marco was mean to me. He once told me that the peroxide seeped into my brain. I’m a real blonde!<\/span><\/p>\n

[Mischa]\u00a0What’s the worst thing you’ve done to someone?<\/p>\n

[Tiffany] I’ve never done anything bad to anybody. No matter what they say.<\/span><\/p>\n

[Mischa]\u00a0Read any good books? What were they?<\/p>\n

[Tiffany] Archie. Those are awesome books.<\/span><\/p>\n

[Mischa]\u00a0What type of places do you hang out in?<\/p>\n

[Tiffany] Merle’s magic shop and college.<\/span><\/p>\n

[Mischa]\u00a0What annoys you more than anything else?<\/p>\n

[Tiffany] Marco being a bully. He keeps telling me to run, or drop to the ground \u2013 I’m not running in these shoes, and I’m not getting my clothes dirty! I don’t care if it’s a vampire.<\/span><\/p>\n

[Mischa]\u00a0What’s the most beautiful thing you’ve ever seen?<\/p>\n

[Tiffany] George makes a beautiful wolfhound.<\/span><\/p>\n

[Mischa]\u00a0What time of day is your favorite?<\/p>\n

[Tiffany] Dawn.<\/span><\/p>\n

[Mischa]\u00a0What kind of weather is your favorite?<\/p>\n

[Tiffany] I live in San Francisco. I have to love fog. Or else.<\/span><\/p>\n

[Mischa]\u00a0Do you have any pets? Do you want any pets? What kind?<\/p>\n

[Tiffany] George is enough of a pet for me. I love taking him for walks, I so rarely need to use a leash. Though I kinda like using it.<\/span><\/p>\n

[Mischa]\u00a0Do you have any magical items? Where did you get them?<\/p>\n

[Tiffany] I move the stock. I have all the items.<\/span><\/p>\n

[Mischa]\u00a0If you could change anything in your book, what would it be and why?<\/p>\n

[Tiffany] I’d want to be the hero.<\/span><\/p>\n

[Mischa]\u00a0Who would play you in the movie? (Include a link to a picture of the actor\/actress\/etc. Must be tasteful)<\/p>\n

[Tiffany] Emma Caulfield? When she was younger. Not like when she was old on Buffy.<\/span><\/p>\n

\"\"<\/p>\n

[Mischa] Well, this was interesting. Thanks for joining me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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